John Hansen

Beast

Elba, solid lion action help ‘Beast’ roar along 

Movie review: This South African animal-attack thriller is driven by a familiar but intense tale of a dad and his two daughters in peril.

Jeepers Creepers 2

‘Jeepers Creepers 2’ (2003) more, yet somehow less, of same 

Frightening Friday (Movie review): After the 2001 film about the flying Creeper was a slick B-horror hit, this similar sequel got cranked out.

Red Water

‘Red Water’ (2003) serves up sweaty shark fun on the bayou 

Toothy Tuesday (Movie review): At least the premise is somewhat fresh for this genre: Oil drillers and drug runners take on a river shark.

Murder on the Orient Express

‘Murder on the Orient Express’ (1934) a stone-cold classic 

Sleuthing Sunday (Book review): Poirot is in his element like never before or since in this staple of Christie’s oeuvre.

Orphan films

‘Orphan: First Kill’ silly where ‘Orphan’ (2009) is creepy 

Movie reviews: The prequel to “Orphan” asks the audience to accept a major “Just Go With It” scenario, and I couldn’t go with it.

The Meg

‘Meg’ (2018) combines Vernean adventure, Jason Statham 

Toothy Tuesday (Movie review): More of a special effects feast than serious science fiction, “The Meg” at least delivers on its promise of spectacle.

Third Girl

‘Third Girl’ (1966) an old-fashioned take on modern times 

Sleuthing Sunday (Book review): Christie (along with Poirot) reluctantly acknowledges that it’s the Sixties, man, in this suspect-loaded mystery.

Last House on the Left 2009

Mainstream ‘Last House on the Left’ (2009) still harrowing 

Frightening Friday (Movie review): Although it lacks low-budget grit, the remake faithfully reproduces the original’s shocking human immorality.

Better Call Saul Season 6

‘Better Call Saul’s’ ending is more gray than great 

TV review: The sixth and final season is frontloaded with thrilling episodes, but it ends in anticlimactic fashion.

Open Water

‘Open Water’ (2004) might be too realistic for some 

Toothy Tuesday (Movie review): Chris Kentis’ film ranks as a classic of shark horror, but for entirely different reasons from “Jaws.”